This lady wrote down everything her English husband said in his sleep for a couple nights. Fantastic.
Outstanding. Some early favorites:
“You’re pretty. Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty…. [long pause] Now fuck off and be pretty somewhere else. I’m bored.”
“Butter… nut… squash. I like those words.”
“My vision of hell is a lentil casserole.”
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now this is funny. people, read on.
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Ohhhh hello my new favorite website EVER! “I haven’t put on weight. Your eyes are fat.”
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is funny as hell…. lol
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this is hilarious.
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Outstanding. Some early favorites: “You’re pretty. Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty…. [long pause] Now fuck off and be...
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“Your eyes are fat”. Awesome.
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This lady wrote down everything her English husband said in his sleep for a couple nights. Fantastic.
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WHY have I not seen this before? It’s funny.
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Ahhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahaha.
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I can’t even choose a favorite part. Having slept in beds with guys who said weird stuff in their sleep, nothing could...
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”I haven’t put on weight. Your eyes are fat.”
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Oh god, these are HILARIOUS!
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